nogutsnoglory:

“Look I know this is like, prize-winning science fair shit, and I’m sure you’re in fucking freak heaven or whatever, but I need you to focus on me for like, two seconds, and reach into the hole in my chest, and fix what’s broken.”

mariakleopatra:

Photos taken at my absinthe bar, Kaffee Absinthe.

mishas-little-fella:

ariabacon:

snugglyjumpers:

a-sexy-tardis:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

colinfirth:

we all know why tom hiddleston is always so happy all the time guys

guys

he’s so fucking happy

all the time

With a package like it’d be hard not to smile…

I’m sorry followers, but I can’t deny having Hiddlescrotch on my blog.

i have never wanted so much to see a man’s penis

tumblr you broke me

IT FUCKING TWITCHES IN THE SECOND GIF. OH MY GOD. 

ladystormageddon:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

sariazbest:

Chains of the Demiurge by *KeypersCove

firebeings:

(via Liara by *behnkestudio on deviantART)

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(Source: adictaalatinta)

terri-bat:

I need to know how many of us are out there

(Source: orionfalls)